What was said???

In these moments, I do ask myself that question. This is what I imagine... Anyone of these one liners would have been great.

Obama: I'm going to get you SUCKA!
Obama: I am ... THAT GUY ... the one sending you back to Senate.
Obama: I'm nastier that you...
Obama: I'm bigger, blacker and better that you.
Obama: John, you're not going to have a good month.
Obama: John, I can tutor you if you need help with history.